A conversation that I had with Maria, before bed one night.
Maria: Mommy I want to talk to you about Ho-Ho.
Me: Yes Maria, what do you want to say about Santa Claus?
Maria: Mommy, Santa Claus doesn't claws people... Mommies and Daddies don't let Santa Claus claws childs. Mommies and Daddies protect childs from Santa Clauses clawses.
This is what I get for reading Every Autumn Comes the Bear to Maria... in it the bear claws a tree. Now how do I explain homophones to her?
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